Archive for March, 2010
Tags: cartoon, comic, funny, government, humor, IRS, national debt, pic, Ziggy
Tags: Australia, cigarette, hemoglobin, Islam, Jewish, Mohammad, Mohammed, Muslim, pigs blood, porcine, religion
CIGARETTES may contain traces of pigs’ blood, an Australian academic says with a warning that religious groups could find its undisclosed presence “very offensive”. University of Sydney Professor in Public Health Simon Chapman points to recent Dutch research which identified 185 different industrial uses of a pig – including the use of its haemoglobin in cigarette filters. Prof Chapman said the research offered an insight into the otherwise secretive world of cigarette manufacture, and it was likely to raise concerns for devout Muslims and Jews. At least one cigarette brand sold in Greece was confirmed as using pig haemoglobin in its processes, Prof Chapman said, and the status of smokes sold was unknown.
Tags: conservative, Ebonics, fail, Politics, Republican, tea party, Teabonics
Tags: communism, conservative, funny, George Bush, Glenn Beck, humor, insane, Karl Marx, Politics
You know, that gets me thinking. I mean, it’s all so clear if you just think it through.
- Glenn Beck’s initials are G.B. He supports the Republicans.
- Republican President George Bush’s initials are G.B. He used to snort cocaine.
- Gary Busey used to (still does?) snort cocaine, and his initials are G.B. He’s crazy.
- A lot of crazy people live in England, which is part of Great Britain. Its initials are also G.B.
- Great Britain is where Karl Marx died. His initials are K.M.
- Kilometers are abbreviated as “KM”. Kilometers were used in the Soviet Union.
- The Soviet Union based its economy on Karl Marx. Its initials are S.U.
- The United States’ initials are U.S. The opposite of S.U.
Do you see what this means? Fill in the dots, people!
Glenn Beck supports–George Bush’s–crazy plan–to reunify with Great Britain–convert to the metric system–bring back Karl Marx–and the Soviet Union–in its opposite–the United States.
Don’t you people see? Glenn Beck … (sorry, I’m getting little emotional)…
Glenn Beck … IS A COMMUNIST!
Tags: Al Gore, Energy Department, energy efficient, Energy Star, Environmental Protection Agency, EPA, fraud, government, green
WASHINGTON – Fifteen phony products — including a gasoline-powered alarm clock — won a label from the government certifying them as energy efficient in a test of the federal “Energy Star” program. Investigators concluded the program is “vulnerable to fraud and abuse.” A report released Friday said government investigators tried to pass off 20 fake products as energy efficient, and only two were rejected. Three others didn’t get a response. The program run by the Energy Department and Environmental Protection Agency is supposed to identify energy-efficient products to help consumers. Tax credits and rebates serve as incentives to buy Energy Star products.
Tags: bailout, blooper, blunder, Bush, funny, humor, Obama, pic, picture, Politics, Stimulus, Wall Street