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Do Plants Poop?

According to Popular Science –

So as long as you think of pooping in general terms, plants do it! They also do things like breathing, sweating, peeing, and even farting. Who knew?

Read the entire article HERE.

Gas Leak At Burrito Company

evol-smNot what you think; it was carbon monoxide.

The local news reported –

BOULDER – Workers at Evol Foods in Boulder were evacuated Monday morning after high levels of carbon monoxide sickened several employees. Boulder Police and Fire Departments were alerted shortly after 8:00 a.m. of employees inside the food service building feeling ill.

Continue reading HERE.

A Blanket Made of Activated Carbon For Serious Farters – Really!

Now, those with very serious farting issues, you can buy a Better Marriage Blanket. New and improved for 2011 – no odor is too strong! Only $30 plus shipping and handling. There’s still time to get yours for Christmas.

Can be ordered HERE.

Best Fart Ever [video]

Top 10 Complaints That Pets Have About Their Owners

I found this hilarious list at IndianPetShop.com

1. Blaming your farts on me…..
Not funny… not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking.
I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG

3. Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you’re not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”,
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.

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Funniest Thanksgiving Video – The Farting Turkey

Carload of Farts [video]


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