Archive for September, 2009

10 Things We Miss About Middle School

schools_out-smAn excellent and very accurate list.

Includes –

10 – Field trips

3 – Summers meant something

Read the entire list HERE.

LIFE Magazine Now Online

life64-smGoogle has placed online the complete issues of Life magazine from 1936 to 1972.

Very nice.

Go to LIFE.

How To Explain Hardware/Software To A Small Child

pc-smHardware is what actually does the work = Daddy
Software is what tells the hardware what to do = Mommy

Pujols Named Player Of Decade

pujolsSportingNews reported –

No muss, no fuss, no drama—and no longer much debate about who is the best player in baseball. For much of the decade, the debate focused on Rodriguez and Barry Bonds. But in nine seasons, Pujols has never not surpassed a .300 average, 30 home runs and 100 RBIs. Those Hall of Fame numbers (by age 29) define him only slightly more than his all-around pursuit of excellence.

Read MORE.

Indonesian Woman Gives Birth To 19.2 Pound Baby

big-babyJAKARTA (AFP) – An Indonesian woman has given birth to an 8.7-kilogramme (19.2-pound) baby boy, the heaviest newborn ever recorded in the country, a doctor said Wednesday. The baby, who is still unnamed and is 62 centimetres (24.4 inches) long, was born by caesarean section Monday…

Continue reading HERE.

Beware Of Scam At Home Depot

BEWARE OF SCAM AT HOME DEPOT

A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

hdHere’s how the scam works:

Two good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your supplies into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 6th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also September 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 10th, 13th, 16th & 19th, three times this morning and very likely again tomorrow.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.

Be careful out there.

Three Alternate GPS Solutions [pics]

gpsThis site offers 3 unusual solutions for global positioning.

Just 3 pics – funny.

Go THERE.

At The Unemployment Office [pic]

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CLICK to super-size.

Rusty Old Car Sells For $226,521 On eBay

AutoBlog reports –

Opening bid nine days ago was a mere $500. After one week, eBay seller 123ecklin will pocket $226,521 before auction fees. What happened between Day 1 and Day 9 is an amazing story. The car’s plexiglass windows, unusual suspension setup and a dash plate bearing the name of a racetrack tipped the owner to its racing history. But what he didn’t know is that the car is one of only six 1963 Pontiac LeMans Tempest Super Duty coupes ever made.

Read MORE.

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Ziggy At The Post Office [pic]

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Oklahoma – The New Arkansas

retards-smNews9.com reported –

OKLAHOMA CITY – Only one in four public high school students can name the first President of the United States, according to a survey released today. Students were given 10 questions drawn from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services item bank. Candidates for U.S. citizenship must answer six questions correctly in order to become citizens. About 92 percent of the people who take the citizenship test pass on their first try, according to immigration service data. However, Oklahoma students did not fare as well. Only about 3 percent of the students surveyed would have passed the citizenship test.

Read more HERE.

Ultimate Definition Of Win-Win Situation

fatgirlThe DailyMail reports –

It promises to give women going under the knife a double boost. A ‘two-in-one’ breast enlargement operation takes excess fat from the thighs and stomach and moves it to the bust. The pioneering technique has been tested in Britain and the U.S. and is expected to be offered to British women by early next year.

Read MORE.


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