AT+T Charges Fee To Obtain Discount

The Consumerist reports that AT+T is charging a $36 fee to “activate” a 25% discount.

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Man With Egg-Sized Brain

Morlets Blog reports –

French doctors are puzzling over the case of 44-year-old civil servant who has led a quite normal life – but with an extraordinarily tiny brain .

Point 1 – the man is French

Point 2 – he is a government employee

Case closed!

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New Rules Allow Celebs To Die Four At A Time

TheSkunk.org reports –

New rules issued today make it okay for public figures to kick the bucket in groups of four. For years the rich and famous departed this worldly planet in groups of three, according to a press release from the Kharmic Fame Center. “That system had been adequate for the last several centuries,” read the release, “because worldwide, there weren’t that many prominent people and we didn’t want to lose a lot of them at once.”

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Bernacke Doesn’t Know Which Foreign Banks Received $500 Billion!?!?! [VID]

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Atheists Choose De-Baptism

Apparently, some atheists are electing to renounce their faith with a ceremony.

USA Today reports –

In a type of mock ceremony that’s now been performed in at least four states, a robed “priest” used a hairdryer marked “reason” in an apparent bid to blow away the waters of baptism once and for all. Several dozen participants then fed on a “de-sacrament” (crackers with peanut butter) and received certificates assuring they had “freely renounced a previous mistake, and accepted Reason over Superstition.”

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Couple On Woodstock Album Cover Still Together 40 Years Later

NY DailyNews reports-

Forty years later, the couple in the photo – Nick and Bobbi Ercoline, both 60 – remain together. They married two summers after the fabled weekend, and they still live less than an hour’s drive from the original concert site of Bethel, N.Y., and within spitting distance of where they both grew up.

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Kelly Hildebrandt To Wed Kelly Hildebrandt [WTF]

A man named Kelly Hildebrandt and a woman named Kelly Hildebrandt are planning to marry.

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Success – Life Repeats Itself

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is having friends.

At age 16 success is having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is having sex.

At age 35 success is having money.

At age 50 success is having money.

At age 60 success is having sex.

At age 70 success is having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is having friends.

At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.