New rules issued today make it okay for public figures to kick the bucket in groups of four. For years the rich and famous departed this worldly planet in groups of three, according to a press release from the Kharmic Fame Center. “That system had been adequate for the last several centuries,” read the release, “because worldwide, there weren’t that many prominent people and we didn’t want to lose a lot of them at once.”
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