Posts Tagged 'Jewish'

Complete Gentile’s Guide To Playing Dreidel

menorahIf you grew up like me, gentile and without any Jewish friends, you have heard of the dreidel but have no idea how the game is played. This BuzzFeed page explains the rules and HERE is a virtual game. Now I can play dreidel like a pro!

 

 

 

 

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A Great Site For The GOP Convention

Yiddish Curses For Republican Jews can provide much entertainment for Republicans, those attending the GOP convention in Tampa or perhaps for those with Republican friends. Click the ‘Show Me Another Curse’ button and enjoy!

Go to Yiddish Curses For Republican Jews.com

 

 

Jewish Court Decides Lawyer Was Reincarnated As Dog – Orders Death Sentence

Tribune.com reports –

A Jerusalem rabbinical court condemned to death by stoning a dog it suspects is the reincarnation of a secular lawyer who insulted the court’s judges 20 years ago… According to Ynet, the large dog made its way into the Monetary Affairs Court in the ultra-Orthodox Jewish neighbourhood of Mea Shearim in Jerusalem, frightening judges and plaintiffs. Despite attempts to drive the dog out of the court, the hound refused to leave the premises. One of the sitting judges then recalled a curse the court had passed down upon a secular lawyer who had insulted the judges two decades previously. Their preferred divine retribution was for the lawyer’s spirit to move into the body of a dog, an animal considered impure by traditional Judaism. Clearly still offended, one of the judges sentenced the animal to death by stoning by local children.

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Oh Great! Something New For Muslims To Go Batshit Crazy Over

News.com.au reports

CIGARETTES may contain traces of pigs’ blood, an Australian academic says with a warning that religious groups could find its undisclosed presence “very offensive”. University of Sydney Professor in Public Health Simon Chapman points to recent Dutch research which identified 185 different industrial uses of a pig – including the use of its haemoglobin in cigarette filters. Prof Chapman said the research offered an insight into the otherwise secretive world of cigarette manufacture, and it was likely to raise concerns for devout Muslims and Jews.  At least one cigarette brand sold in Greece was confirmed as using pig haemoglobin in its processes, Prof Chapman said, and the status of smokes sold was unknown.

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Religion Is Brain Damage

brainThe DailyMail reported –

A Jewish couple are suing their neighbours in a block of flats, saying an automatic security light is keeping them prisoner in their home because it forces them to break their Sabbath rules. Dr Dena Coleman and husband Gordon claim they cannot leave their holiday flat on the Sabbath because when they do they automatically trigger the light in the communal hallway – contravening a religious ban on turning on electrical items from sunset on Friday to sunset on Saturday because it constitutes ‘creating fire’.

The Colemans have offered to pay for an override switch to disable the light sensors during the Sabbath.
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If I understand this correctly, a light that comes on automatically ruins their relationship with their god. Secondly, this relationship can be repaired by a switch that prevents the light from operating automatically. The insanity of all this is incredible. Their god seems to be very weak and needy – my imaginary friend can kick the ass of their imaginary friend.


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