Posts Tagged 'Islam'
The Onion For Muslims – The Hummus
Published February 5, 2014 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: funny, humor, Islam, Muslim, parody, religion, satire, The Hummus, The Onion
Muslim Men Are Becoming Weaker – Saudi Women With Eyes Deemed ‘Too Tempting’ Must Cover Them
Published November 21, 2011 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: abaya, atheism, attractive, Betty Davis Eyes, Islam, Muslim, religion, Saudi Arabia, sinner, tempting, temptress, Virtue, vixen, weaker sex, womens liberation
Women with attractive eyes may be forced to cover them up under Saudi Arabia’s latest repressive measure, it was reported yesterday. The ultra-conservative Islamic state has said it has the right to stop women revealing ‘tempting’ eyes in public. A spokesperson for Saudi Arabia’s Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, Sheikh Motlab al Nabet, said a proposal to enshrine the measure in law has been tabled. Women in Saudi Arabia already have to wear a long black cloak, called an abaya, cover their hair and, in some regions, conceal their faces while in public. If they do not, they face punishments including fines and public floggings.
Gitmo Plans 1st. Visiting Day
Published May 26, 2011 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: Cuba, detention, Gitmo, Guantanamo, International Committee of the Red Cross, Islam, military, Muslim, prison, terrorism, visiting day, war on terror
According to The WashingtonPost –
The Pentagon is considering allowing the families of detainees at Guantanamo Bay to visit them, an unprecedented step to ease the isolation of inmates who in some cases have been held at the U.S. facility for close to a decade, according to congressional aides. The International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC), which monitors conditions at the military prison in Cuba and facilitates videoconferences between detainees and their families, has been in serious discussions with the Pentagon about a visitation program, the aides said.
Is Rush Limbaugh a Muslim?
Published October 13, 2010 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: birther, genealogy, humor, Imam Limbaugh, Islam, Muslim, Obama, Politics, religion, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin
Is Rush Limbaugh a Muslim? This must be a top concern of all real Americans now that it has been discovered that Rush is a cousin of President Obama. Mr. Limbaugh must be so outraged that his long buried secret has now been brought to light. Also, has anyone seen Rush’s birth certificate?
WASHINGTON — Rush Limbaugh calls President Barack Obama “imam,” even though he knows the president isn’t a Muslim. Sarah Palin has openly doubted the president’s “cojones.” Turns out these two conservative firebrands have been dissin’ their own cousin. The online genealogy service Ancestry.com now reports that Obama and Palin are 10th cousins, and Obama and Limbaugh are 10th cousins once removed. In both cases, the ties date to the 1600s.
Draw Mohammad Day [pic]
Published May 20, 2010 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: atheism, cartoon, comic, Draw Mohammad Day, Elton John, funny, humor, Islam, Mohammed, Muslim, Pope Benedict, religion
Oh Great! Something New For Muslims To Go Batshit Crazy Over
Published March 31, 2010 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: Australia, cigarette, hemoglobin, Islam, Jewish, Mohammad, Mohammed, Muslim, pigs blood, porcine, religion
CIGARETTES may contain traces of pigs’ blood, an Australian academic says with a warning that religious groups could find its undisclosed presence “very offensive”. University of Sydney Professor in Public Health Simon Chapman points to recent Dutch research which identified 185 different industrial uses of a pig – including the use of its haemoglobin in cigarette filters. Prof Chapman said the research offered an insight into the otherwise secretive world of cigarette manufacture, and it was likely to raise concerns for devout Muslims and Jews. At least one cigarette brand sold in Greece was confirmed as using pig haemoglobin in its processes, Prof Chapman said, and the status of smokes sold was unknown.
TSA Has No Shortage of Stupid
Published December 26, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: Airline passengers, aviation, bomb, fail, Islam, Muslim, terrorist, Transportation Security Administration, TSA
More inane rules from the TSA (Transportation Security Administration), just initiated since the recent failed airliner bombing attempt, prove that common sense is all too rare in government.
Dec. 26 – Airline passengers traveling to the U.S. from other countries were ordered to remain seated for the last hour in flight, and were limited to one carry-on item in response to an attempted terrorist attack yesterday on a Northwest Airlines flight to Detroit from Amsterdam. New U.S. Transportation Security Administration rules also prohibit passengers from getting anything from their carry-on bags or having anything in their laps in the final hour of flight, the agency said.
Luckily Islam’s best and brightest are even more incompetent than the TSA.
Tiger, Stay Out Of Somalia! Somali Stoned To Death For Adultery [pics]
Published December 16, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: adultery, crime, Islam, Muslim, punishment, Somalia, stoning, Tiger Woods
More sane and reasonable behavior by Muslims.
On Sunday, Islamic militants stoned a man to death for adultery in front of hundreds of local residents in Somalia.
Church On Trial For Fraud
Published May 25, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: Catholic, Church of Scientology, France, fraud, Islam, religion, Scientology
The Church of Scientology has gone on trial in the French capital, Paris, accused of organised fraud.
Can the Catholic Church and Islam be far behind? All organized religions could be on trial for fraud.
Allah Arrested
Published August 12, 2008 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: Allah, arrest, Islam, Muslim
Almighty Supremebeing Allah Arrested
Doug Stewart, Fox 61 News
August 8, 2008, 12:48 PM EDT
Members of the East Central Narcotics Task Force arrested a West Hartford man was arrested after a short chase in South Windsor Thursday evening.
According to police, Almighty Supremebeing Allah, 35, of 119 Elmhurst St. West Hartford refused to stop for a marked cruiser and was detained about a mile down the road after the initial stop.
He was charged with Reckless Driving, Disobeying an Officers Signal, Interfering with an Officer, Criminal Attempt/Sale of Cocaine Criminal Attempt/Possession of Cocaine.
Police say Allah was held on a $260,000.00 bond and will be in Manchester Superior Court on Friday.
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