Posts Tagged 'Muslim'

Save Me! GodFinder.org

 

-family-guy-godDissatisfied with your current deity, or going through life without any god?  GodFinder.org may be just what you need. It is simply a list of about 5000 gods, with a brief description of each. Past and present favorite deities are included, but most of these gods are obscure and forgotten. It starts with A (yes, A is the name of a moon goddess from Babylonia/Chaldea) to Zywie (a goddess of health & healing from Poland). Considering all of the possibilities has never been easier – just don’t choose the wrong one.

Go to GodFinder.org.

The Onion For Muslims – The Hummus

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Muslim Men Are Becoming Weaker – Saudi Women With Eyes Deemed ‘Too Tempting’ Must Cover Them

The DailyMail reported –

Women with attractive eyes may be forced to cover them up under Saudi Arabia’s latest repressive measure, it was reported yesterday. The ultra-conservative Islamic state has said it has the right to stop women revealing ‘tempting’ eyes in public. A spokesperson for Saudi Arabia’s Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, Sheikh Motlab al Nabet, said a proposal to enshrine the measure in law has been tabled. Women in Saudi Arabia already have to wear a long black cloak, called an abaya, cover their hair and, in some regions, conceal their faces while in public. If they do not, they face punishments including fines and public floggings.

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Gitmo Plans 1st. Visiting Day

According to The WashingtonPost –

The Pentagon is considering allowing the families of detainees at Guantanamo Bay to visit them, an unprecedented step to ease the isolation of inmates who in some cases have been held at the U.S. facility for close to a decade, according to congressional aides. The International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC), which monitors conditions at the military prison in Cuba and facilitates videoconferences between detainees and their families, has been in serious discussions with the Pentagon about a visitation program, the aides said.

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Top 50 Internet Reactions to Osama bin Laden’s Death

Someone named Obama or Osama – or something like that died yesterday and the internet is all excited about it. Ranker.com posted 50 of the funniest reactions to this news. My favorite one is the one of Donald Trump.

See all 50 HERE.

Is Rush Limbaugh a Muslim?

Is Rush Limbaugh a Muslim? This must be a top concern of all real Americans now that it has been discovered that Rush is a cousin of President Obama. Mr. Limbaugh must be so outraged that his long buried secret has now been brought to light. Also, has anyone seen Rush’s birth certificate?

BND.com reports –

WASHINGTON — Rush Limbaugh calls President Barack Obama “imam,” even though he knows the president isn’t a Muslim. Sarah Palin has openly doubted the president’s “cojones.” Turns out these two conservative firebrands have been dissin’ their own cousin. The online genealogy service Ancestry.com now reports that Obama and Palin are 10th cousins, and Obama and Limbaugh are 10th cousins once removed. In both cases, the ties date to the 1600s.

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Oh Great! Something New For Muslims To Go Batshit Crazy Over

News.com.au reports

CIGARETTES may contain traces of pigs’ blood, an Australian academic says with a warning that religious groups could find its undisclosed presence “very offensive”. University of Sydney Professor in Public Health Simon Chapman points to recent Dutch research which identified 185 different industrial uses of a pig – including the use of its haemoglobin in cigarette filters. Prof Chapman said the research offered an insight into the otherwise secretive world of cigarette manufacture, and it was likely to raise concerns for devout Muslims and Jews.  At least one cigarette brand sold in Greece was confirmed as using pig haemoglobin in its processes, Prof Chapman said, and the status of smokes sold was unknown.

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Iranian Leader Promises ‘A Punch to Stun The West’ on Feb.11, 2010

Breitbart reports –

Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said on Monday that Iran is set to deliver a “punch” that will stun world powers during this week’s 31st anniversary of the Islamic revolution. “The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace, will punch the arrogance (Western powers) on the 22nd of Bahman (February 11) in a way that will leave them stunned,” Khamenei, who is also Iran’s commander-in-chief, told a gathering of air force personnel.

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TSA Has No Shortage of Stupid

More inane rules from the TSA (Transportation Security Administration),  just initiated since the recent failed airliner bombing attempt, prove that common sense is all too rare in government.

Bloomberg reports –

Dec. 26 – Airline passengers traveling to the U.S. from other countries were ordered to remain seated for the last hour in flight, and were limited to one carry-on item in response to an attempted terrorist attack yesterday on a Northwest Airlines flight to Detroit from Amsterdam. New U.S. Transportation Security Administration rules also prohibit passengers from getting anything from their carry-on bags or having anything in their laps in the final hour of flight, the agency said.

Luckily Islam’s best and brightest are even more incompetent than the TSA.

Read more HERE or HERE.

Tiger, Stay Out Of Somalia! Somali Stoned To Death For Adultery [pics]

More sane and reasonable behavior by Muslims.

The HuffingtonPost reported –

On Sunday, Islamic militants stoned a man to death for adultery in front of hundreds of local residents in Somalia.

Continue reading and view the pics HERE.

Allah Arrested

Almighty Supremebeing Allah Arrested

Doug Stewart, Fox 61 News

August 8, 2008, 12:48 PM EDT

Members of the East Central Narcotics Task Force arrested a West Hartford man was arrested after a short chase in South Windsor Thursday evening.

According to police, Almighty Supremebeing Allah, 35, of 119 Elmhurst St. West Hartford refused to stop for a marked cruiser and was detained about a mile down the road after the initial stop.

He was charged with Reckless Driving, Disobeying an Officers Signal, Interfering with an Officer, Criminal Attempt/Sale of Cocaine Criminal Attempt/Possession of Cocaine.

Police say Allah was held on a $260,000.00 bond and will be in Manchester Superior Court on Friday.

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