Is Rush Limbaugh a Muslim? This must be a top concern of all real Americans now that it has been discovered that Rush is a cousin of President Obama. Mr. Limbaugh must be so outraged that his long buried secret has now been brought to light. Also, has anyone seen Rush’s birth certificate?
WASHINGTON — Rush Limbaugh calls President Barack Obama “imam,” even though he knows the president isn’t a Muslim. Sarah Palin has openly doubted the president’s “cojones.” Turns out these two conservative firebrands have been dissin’ their own cousin. The online genealogy service Ancestry.com now reports that Obama and Palin are 10th cousins, and Obama and Limbaugh are 10th cousins once removed. In both cases, the ties date to the 1600s.