Li’l Lager – The Baby Bottle That Looks Like A Beer Bottle

Double-takes are guaranteed when Junior is chugging his favorite beverage from Fred’s CHILL, BABY Li’l Lager baby bottle. No, it’s not beer, it’s just good old baby formula served up in a BPA-free, phthalate-free plastic bottle with a food-grade silicone nipple. Cheers! Li’l Lager holds 10 fluid ounces and is easily disassembled for cleaning.

Available now for pre-order.

So Your Baby Girl Needs A Wig …

The Baby-Bangs website reports –

Our patent pending HAIR+band accessory combination allows baby girl’s (with little or no hair at all) the opportunity to have a beautifully realistic HAIR style in a SNAP!! It’s quick, easy and baby barely knows it’s there. Each Baby Bangs! HAIR+band has been made using only the finest ribbons and fabrics, PLUS our Baby Bangs! come to you pre-customized & size appropriate, cut, styled and ready for immediate wear. The wispy hair strands have been arranged in the cutest most adorable elfish coiffure!

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Blog Written By Preschooler – Very Funny

Check out BedtimesAreForSuckers.com. It is a blog supposedly written by a preschooler who’s had enough of being exploited by her mom’s “mommy blog”. The latest post starts –

OK, full disclosure. Bedtime pisses me off. There I said it.  If you don’t believe me you can swing by my street any night around 7:30 and easily identify my house. It will be the one emanating the blood curdling screams, the begging and of course the crying. Lots of crying.

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