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Today’s False Fact [pic]
Published November 27, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: Black Friday, cartoon, comic, funny, humor, Malcolm X, pic, picture, shopping
Techno Chicken [video]
Published November 27, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: chicken, funny, music, techno, video
Thanksgiving Poll – Best Side Dishes
Published November 25, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: food, poll, culinary, Thanksgiving, stuffing, pies, cranberry
Divine Caroline offers this poll of which side dishes are preferred at Thanksgiving.
Vote and see the results HERE.
New Pet Rock – Still Does Nothing
Published November 25, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: funny, geek, humor, novelty gift, Pet Rock, technology, USB
Maybe I’m just not a good pet owner, but I never understood the original Pet Rock. Mine just sat there holding down papers on my desk and refused to eat. Looks like this USB-powered one doesn’t do much either. You can order your own USB Pet Rock for $10 at ThinkGeek. Just don’t ask me to tell you what to do with it.
More Great Pics From The BigPicture – All Animals [pics]
Published November 24, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: animals, Big Picture, nature, photo, pic, picture, wildlife, zoo
Man Searches For Real Father – Finds He’s Charlie Manson
Published November 24, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: adoption, CHARLES MANSON, cult, genealogy, Illinois, murder, Rockford, serial killer
Like many adopted children, Matthew Roberts set about finding his biological parents with a mix of nerves and excitement. In particular, he hoped that discovering his father’s identity would help him to work out what made him the man he had become. But nothing could have prepared him for being told his dad was… serial killer CHARLES MANSON.
Matthew grew up in Rockford, Illinois, and didn’t know he was adopted until his sister told him when he was ten. He loved his adoptive parents but always knew he was different. He says: “My parents were great people, but very conservative. “They were products of the Fifties and I didn’t relate to them. My biological parents were products of the Sixties and I take on a lot more of those characteristics.”
Wall Street – The REAL Terrorists – Are At It Again
Published November 23, 2009 Uncategorized 1 CommentTags: Politics, Wall Street, economic crisis, oil, The REAL Terrorists, price manipulation, petrolium futures
Wall Street is up to its old tricks again. One year later, one of the key excesses that led our consumer-based economy into an historic downturn is being abused in the exact same way that got us $147-a-barrel oil last summer. Worse, many in the media are again getting the facts wrong on oil prices and demand—as if the oil and gasoline price explosion of 2005-2008 never happened—as one look at last week’s oil report will verify.
Continue reading the disgusting details.
It is a shame that the worthless human debris on Wall Street and their government lapdogs care so little for their country and fellow citizens.
Al Gore Sings To The Children About Global Warming [video]
Published November 22, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: Al Gore, climate change, crisis, ecology, funny, global warming, humor, ManBearPig, pseudoscience, Tiny Tim, video
December Declared National Awareness Month
Published November 21, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: December, funny, humor, National Awareness Month, The Onion
WASHINGTON—In an effort to combat what organizers are calling “our current epidemic of complete and utter obliviousness,” the American Foundation for Paying Attention to Things has declared December “National Awareness Month.” “All across the country, millions of men and women are dangerously unaware,” AFPAT spokesperson Karen Teeling said during a press conference Monday. “What’s worse, the vast majority of those suffering from this debilitating state of mind don’t even know it.” “That’s why this December we’re asking that all Americans stop whatever it is they’re doing, and take a moment to open their eyes for once—just once—in their lives,” Teeling added. “It’ll make all the difference in the world.”
Human Fat Worth $16,325 Per Gallon – I’m Rich!
Published November 20, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: cellulite, cosmetics, crime, fat, Human Fat, international trafficking, obese, Peru
Police began arrests after discovering early this month a container with human fat that was being shipped to Lima from the Andean city of Huanuco, some 400 kilometres north-east of Lima. Signs of “an international network trafficking human fat” first surfaced about two months ago, according to General Felix Burga, head of the police criminal division. Peruvian press cited him as saying the fat can be sold for $US15,000 ($16,325) per gallon in European countries.
The 40 Percent Rule
Published November 18, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: 40 Percent Rule, attract, exposure, opposite sex, research, skin
Striking the right balance between revealing too much and being too conservative in how much skin is on show has long been a dilemma for women when choosing the right outfit for a night out. However, a study by experts at the University of Leeds has come to the rescue by calculating the exact proportion of the body that should be exposed for optimum allure. Women who revealed around 40 per cent of their skin attracted twice as many men as those who covered up. However, those who exposed any more than this also fared worse. Experts believe that showing too much flesh puts men off because it suggests they might be unfaithful.
The Healthiest And Unhealthiest States
Published November 17, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: death rate, health, medicine, obesity, science, smoking, vaccination
Forbes presents a report from United Health Foundation -
This annual ranking, published by the United Health Foundation, looks at 22 indicators of health, including everything from how many children receive recommended vaccinations, to obesity and smoking rates, to cancer deaths.
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