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Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic Was Once A Real Thing

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According to GroveArcade.com –

Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic was created not as a cure, but as a preventative and relief of malaria and its resulting chills and fever. Those who remember taking the chill tonic did not agree with the “tasteless” billing, although it was better than taking straight quinine.

Continue reading HERE.

It’s Crazy – Gwyneth Paltrow Actually Sells This Crap

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Actress Gwyneth Paltrow sells overpriced clothing and beauty products on her site GOOP. The worst of the lot are the Moon Juice supplements. These are mixtures of herbs and spices that are meant to be drunk. They claim to fix all that ails you – ancient crazy BS.

My favorite is the Sex Dust, which claims –

This warming elixir is designed to stimulate and cultivate sexual flow in both men and women. Ancient ingredients from ho shou wu to cacao and maca send sensitivity and power to all the right places, supporting primordial energy and vital essence. Bonus: As it nourishes sexual vigor, it also enhances creativity.

Only $60 (2 ounces) for some Ho Shou Wu to get your sexual flow flowing – buy HERE. Sorry, it’s sold out.

So, you might try Spirit Dust, which promises divine energy, expanding awareness, creativity, peace, and joy, $65 available HERE.

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