Posts Tagged 'management'

Which Professions Have The Most Psychopaths?

mr-burns-sApparently, the professions with the most psychopaths are CEO and lawyer. This explains so much. A post by PsyBlog has the ‘Top 10’ list as well as a list of 10 jobs with the fewest psychopaths. Did you make the list?

Read the PsyBlog post HERE.

Improve Employee Morale – The Dilbert Way [pic]

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This Is How Shit Happens

Today’s joke from the FriarsClub goes like this –

In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.

And the Plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

And they spoke among themselves, saying, “It is a crock of sh*t, and it stinks.”

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, “It is a pail of dung, and we can’t live with the smell.”

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, “It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.”

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, “It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.”

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, “It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.”

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, “It promotes growth, and it is very powerful.”

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, “This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects.”

And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. And the Plan became Policy.

And this is how sh*t happens.


Today’s Corporate Failure By Dilbert [pic]

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New Corporate Reality – Non Sequitur [pic]

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Real-life Dilbert Manager Quotes

A magazine recently ran a ‘Dilbert Quotes’ contest.  They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers.  These were voted the top ten quotes in corporate America :dilbert-tn1

“Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.”

Read the other quotes HERE.


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