Posts Tagged 'KFC'

Colonel Sanders Led An ‘Interesting’ Life

According to Cracked –

World-changing innovators all seem to have one thing in common: They’re just barely able to function in polite society. It’s easy to imagine that all of them are one or two decisions away from bankruptcy, jail, or having exploded themselves in a garage experiment. They’re the ones who keep going a hundred steps beyond where any rational person would quit. And above all else, they have a pathological inability to give a shit what anyone else thinks.

You know, people like Harland “Colonel” Sanders, the man who became a fast food logo. He spent his youth getting fired from various jobs, and at one point shot a dude at a convenience store. If you’ve ever been told you’re too much of a f***-up to get anywhere in life, I’d urge you to read this.

Continue reading HERE.

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KFC Scented Fire Logs Are A Thing

From KFC’s site –

Imbued with the unmistakable, mouth-watering aroma of Colonel Sanders’ secret recipe, the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog finally puts to rest the age-old dilemma, “How can I make this fire a hundred bajillion times better?” This one-of-a-kind firelog from Enviro-Log, a leading manufacturer of firelogs made of 100 percent recycled materials, is the result of countless hours of research and development, all done over the last couple of months since we had this idea. Pick up a firelog today, and you’ll be wondering how you were ever able to enjoy a fire that didn’t smell like fried chicken.

Continue reading HERE.

Sadly, they’re sold out.

KFC Buys Ad Space On Coeds’ Butts

According to USA Today –

KFC wants folks to watch its backside. Or, more precisely, the backsides of female college students it’s recruiting to promote its hot new bunless Double Down sandwiches. Women on college campuses are being paid $500 each to hand out coupons while wearing fitted sweatpants with “Double Down” in large letters across their rear ends.

Continue reading HERE.

Taste Test of KFC’s New ‘Skinwich’

This review is obviously fake, but I wouldn’t put anything past KFC.

The review with pictures is HERE.


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