Posts Tagged 'homeland security'
I Bet Homeland Security Wants This [video]
Published June 14, 2012 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: Ascending Aggies, climb, engineering, homeland security, Hoovering, PVAC, research, Spiderman, suction cup, vacuum, video, wall climb
America’s Newest Tool To Fight Terrorism – Snow Cone Machines – Seriously!
Published December 8, 2011 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: arcticblast, government circus, government waste, homeland security, ice shaving, Michigan, National Security, Politics, Sno-Cone, Snow Cone Machine, terrorism, war on terror, West Michigan Shoreline Regional Development Commission, wtf
The West Michigan Shoreline Regional Development Commission, which manages homeland security operations, um, along the western Michigan shoreline, recently gave snow cone machines costing $11,700 to 13 counties under its jurisdiction. I bet you are wondering why! Well, according to a memo the machines (which some officials would rather you call “ice shaving machines”) can make ice to treat injuries—but they also make icy treats, to treat people who either have or should have questions about homeland security. In other words, this is not a waste of money, so please stop it right now with your raised eyebrows, and your sarcastic commentary.
NetForce – Internet Police – Ridiculous 1999 Miniseries [video]
Published September 22, 2011 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: browser war, campy, computer crime, geek, hacker, homeland security, internet, Internet Police, Janus browser, Miniseries, nerd, NetForce, online sex port, technology, video, virtual brothel, virtual reality
The Onion on The CIA’s “Facebook” – Very Funny [video]
Published September 19, 2011 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: Central Intelligence Agency, CIA, Facebook, Farmville, funny, Google, homeland security, humor, Mark Zuckerberg, My Space, Onion, overlord, Patriot Act, Surveillance, Twitter, video, wanbee
9/11 The Real Meaning – 10 Years Later [pic]
Published September 10, 2011 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: 10 th. anniversary, 9-11, 911, end of democracy, enhanced patdown, George W. Bush, homeland security, new world order, President Bush, terrorists won, Theatrical Security Administration, Transportation Safety Administration, Transportation Security Administration, TSA, war on terror, World Trade Center, wtc
Public Service Announcement From Homeland Security – What The F### Is Wrong With The US Government? [video]
Published December 8, 2010 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: government, homeland security, Janet Napolitano, Politics, psa, snitch, terrorism, video, Walmart, war on terror
Now, I feel safe!
At least most people are not buying into this BS. 41 Liked it, 1336 Hated it.