Posts Tagged 'Christian'

Save Me! GodFinder.org

 

-family-guy-godDissatisfied with your current deity, or going through life without any god?  GodFinder.org may be just what you need. It is simply a list of about 5000 gods, with a brief description of each. Past and present favorite deities are included, but most of these gods are obscure and forgotten. It starts with A (yes, A is the name of a moon goddess from Babylonia/Chaldea) to Zywie (a goddess of health & healing from Poland). Considering all of the possibilities has never been easier – just don’t choose the wrong one.

Go to GodFinder.org.

World Champion of Hide-and-Seek [comic]

supersize it

Jesus Wants You To Clean Your Bathroom [video]

Sooo… Jesus Was In Town Recently [pic]

It appears that Jesus was spotted on the streets of St.Louis Friday.

Click HERE for more details.

Harold Camping’s Explanation – Apocalypse Still On Schedule – Send More Money

Yahoo reports –

OAKLAND, Calif. – A California preacher who foretold of the world’s end only to see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21. Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before catastrophe struck the planet, apologized Monday evening for not having the dates “worked out as accurately as I could have.”

It was not the first time Camping was forced to explain when his prediction didn’t come to pass. The 89-year-old retired civil engineer also prophesied the Apocalypse would come in 1994, but said later that didn’t happen then because of a mathematical error. Through chatting with a friend over what he acknowledged was a very difficult weekend, it dawned on him that instead of the biblical Rapture in which the faithful would be swept up to the heavens, May 21 had instead been a “spiritual” Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ’s judgment, he said.

So, he is admitting that he’s just making it all up. He now has 5 months to invent another explanation when nothing happens on October 21.

Continue reading HERE.

After The Rapture [video]

Happy Rapture Day! [pic]

I’m sure that they’re correct this time.


Fox News Leads War On Christmas [pic]

How can Fox News would abandon Christmas for the secular “Holidays” on their web site? I’m not saying they’re  hypocrites, but, I guess when making money is involved, their ideals and beliefs must take a back seat to commerce – don’t want to chase away any Jews and their deep pockets. What Would Glenn Beck Do?

Visit the Fox News Store HERE.

Below is a screen shot of the site today since the site will be changed once the heat gets turned up.

UPDATE – Dec.9, 2010 – As expected, Fox News has changed the graphic to “Merry Christmas!”.

Tea Party Twists Scripture To Their View

My favorite columnist, Kevin Horrigan of the St.Louis Post-Dispatch,  hit the nail on the head again. The column this week concerns how the Tea Partiers are bastardizing the scripture that they claim to follow.

The entire column can be read HERE.

Becky Benson, 56, traveled [to the Glenn Beck rally] from Orlando, Florida, because, she said, “we believe in Jesus Christ,” and Jesus, she said, would not have agreed with the economic stimulus package, bank bailouts and welfare. “You cannot sit and expect someone to hand out to you,” she said. “You don’t spend your way out of debt.”
— The New York Times, Aug. 28
And when it was evening, His disciples came to him, saying, “This is a desert place and the time is now past. Send the multitude away, that they may go into the villages and buy themselves victuals.” But Jesus said unto them, “They need not depart. Give ye them to eat.” And they said unto him, “We have here but five loaves and two fishes.” And he said, “Bring them hither to me.” And lo, he himself ate up both the fish and three of the five loaves, having worked up a powerful hunger. And for the remaining two loaves, he ordered them auctioned on eBay, saying unto his disciples, “You cannot sit and expect someone to hand out to you. Hunger can be a positive motivator.” And there was a certain royal official whose son lay sick at Capernaum. When this man heard that Jesus had arrived in Galilee from Judea, he went to him and begged him to come and heal his son, who was close to death. “Unless you people see miraculous signs and wonders,” Jesus told him, “you will never believe.” The royal official said, “Sir, come down before my child dies.” Jesus replied, “You make a good buck as a royal official. Have you not health insurance?” And the man replied, “Lord, I could not afford the co-pays and deductibles.” Jesus replied, “The insurance companies have a right to a fair return. Take thy son to the emergency room.”  Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.” When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth. Then Jesus said to his disciples, “I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished. Jesus laughed. “I’m just messing with you.”

Continue reading HERE.

Joseph… You Are Not The Father! [pic]

US Founding Fathers Thoughts About Religion – We Are Not A Christian Nation

Thomas Jefferson:
“Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law”
“And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerve in the brain of Jupiter.”

Thomas Paine:
“All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.”

John Adams:
“The government of the United States is not in any sense founded upon the Christian religion,”
“The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity.”

James Madison:
“During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry, and persecution.”

Ben Franklin:
“I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life I absented myself from Christian assemblies.”
“Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.”


Lord Jesus Christ Hit By Car

NORTHAMPTON – A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said. Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino. Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released. Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ. Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said. Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name. 

original source HERE


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