Angry God Forces Pope To Shut Up And Leave

The VancouverSun reports –

MADRID, Aug 20 (Reuters) – A torrential rainstorm forced Pope Benedict to abandon a speech to hundreds of thousands of young people gathered at an aerodrome outside Madrid on Saturday. Driving rain and wind forced the organisers of the event to recommend Benedict halt his address after delivering just a few opening words of welcome. “A massive storm got up and officials halted the programme as it was impossible for the pope to continue battling against the elements,” a witness said.

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O’Reilly Goes In, O’Reilly Goes Out [pic]

God Saves Man In Elevator, Then Kills Him In Church [WTF]

The Register reports –

A devout Catholic who popped into church to thank God for a his rescue from a lift was crushed to death by a 860lb stone altar, the Telegraph reports. Police spokesman Roman Hahslinger explained that Gunther Link, 45, was “a very religious man and had been scared when he was trapped in the lift and had prayed for release”. He continued: “A short while later he was pulled out of the elevator and he went straight to the church to thank God.” Link was reported missing by his cousin, and found the next day by parishioners going to Mass at the Weinhaus Church in Vienna.Hahslinger concluded: “He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which the stone altar was perched and it fell on him, killing him instantly. We have found his fingerprints on the pillar. We are now investigating the case further.”

Church On Trial For Fraud

The BBC reports –

The Church of Scientology has gone on trial in the French capital, Paris, accused of organised fraud.

Can the Catholic Church and Islam be far behind? All organized religions could be on trial for fraud.

Read the BBC post HERE.