I noticed an ad in the Sunday paper and was taken aback. The ad is for panties which incorporate the magical powers of magnets. They make no claims as to what those supposed powers are, but they simply ask if you are one who believes. Does believing give the panties additional powers? What are these powers? Will these panties interfere with a cell phone carried in a pocket? Someone needs to investigate. I’d love to hear from someone who wore these panties through airport security.
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DUMMR.com 
It’s hard to come by knowledgeable people on this subject, however, you seem
like you know what you’re talking about!
Thanks
Magnetic panties are useful when there are no seats on public transportation. You can simply stick to the wall.