Archive for May, 2010
Tags: cartoon, comic, Ding Dong, funny, humor, pic, picture, Ziggy
Tags: atheism, Ben Franklin, Christian, Founding Fathers, James Madison, John Adams, Politics, religion, Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Paine
“Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law”
“And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerve in the brain of Jupiter.”
“All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.”
“The government of the United States is not in any sense founded upon the Christian religion,”
“The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity.”
“During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry, and persecution.”
“I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life I absented myself from Christian assemblies.”
“Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.”
Tags: Fake Science, funny, humor, oil, petroleum, pic, picture, technology
From the site FakeScience.
Tags: atheism, auto accident, Christian, Lord Jesus Christ, Massachusetts, NORTHAMPTON, religion
NORTHAMPTON – A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said. Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino. Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released. Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ. Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said. Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name.
Tags: atheism, Catholic priests, Christian, pedophile, religion
This wooden plaque must be very popular with Catholic priests.
Tags: bedroom, Blackberry, intimacy, iPhone, sex lives, smart phone, technology
Modern gadgets such as the Blackberry and iPhone are ruining women’s sex lives because their husbands are too distracted in the bedroom. More than a quarter of women (28 per cent) claim that email and internet are disrupting their love lives, with hand-held devices particularly to blame. Other factors which prevent couples enjoying intimacy include long working hours (cited by 55 per cent of women), tiredness (83 per cent) and being too busy (74 per cent).
Tags: deficit, democrat, drunken sailor, economy, funny, humor, opinion, pic, picture, taxes
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Tags: China, espionage, hacking, India, malware, spyware, technology, telecom
Indian officials say the ban was prompted by concerns that Chinese telecom equipment could have spyware or malicious software — known as “malware” — embedded in it which could give Chinese intelligence agencies access to telecom networks in India. The ban and other regulations come less than a week after media reports that Chinese hackers had broken into the computer networks of India’s security, defense and diplomatic establishment.