10 Things We Miss About Middle School

An excellent and very accurate list.

Includes -

10 – Field trips

3 – Summers meant something

Read the entire list HERE.

Happy Blasphemy Day – Sept.30

September 30th. has been declared Blasphemy Day. Get details from the following links or let Penn Gillette explain it in the YouTube video.

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Arab Genius Placed Suicide Bomb In His Ass

CBS reported -

Taking a trick from the narcotics trade – which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities – Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum. This was a meticulously planned operation with al Qaeda once again producing something new: this time, the Trojan bomber. The blast left the prince lightly wounded – a failure as an assassination, but as an exercise in defeating security, it was perfect.

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Bailout May Be Extended To The Chicago Cubs

Kevin Horrigan reports -

For a limited time only, you may be able to own a piece of a genuine Major League Baseball team! And it won’t cost you anything out of pocket! The bad news: It’s the Chicago Cubs. Also, we’re going to need the cooperation of the Internal Revenue Service and a U.S. bankruptcy judge. But beggars can’t be choosers, and the Cubs are the only team where this deal works.

Continue reading HERE.

LIFE Magazine Now Online

Google has placed online the complete issues of Life magazine from 1936 to 1972.

Very nice.

Go to LIFE.

How To Explain Hardware/Software To A Small Child

Hardware is what actually does the work = Daddy

Software is what tells the hardware what to do = Mommy

In Case You Forgot – Muslims Are Still Pigs

Yahoo reports -

An extended period of relatively little news about domestic terrorist threats was shattered this week. A spate of arrests and reports of fearsome plots have Americans back on edge and struggling to make sense of the suspects and continuous headlines.

Threats included one in Illinois -

Michael Finton, who also goes by the name of Talib Islam, was arrested in Illinois on Wednesday for allegedly plotting to blow up a federal building, an act which led him to being charged with attempted murder of federal employees and attempting to detonate a weapon of mass destruction.

Read more HERE.

Credit Score Of The US Government

This site calculates the credit score of the US government to be 620 – borderline Fair-Poor. I don’t know how accurate this is.

Check the score’s details HERE.

Pujols Named Player Of Decade

SportingNews reported -

No muss, no fuss, no drama—and no longer much debate about who is the best player in baseball. For much of the decade, the debate focused on Rodriguez and Barry Bonds. But in nine seasons, Pujols has never not surpassed a .300 average, 30 home runs and 100 RBIs. Those Hall of Fame numbers (by age 29) define him only slightly more than his all-around pursuit of excellence.

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Indonesian Woman Gives Birth To 19.2 Pound Baby

JAKARTA (AFP) – An Indonesian woman has given birth to an 8.7-kilogramme (19.2-pound) baby boy, the heaviest newborn ever recorded in the country, a doctor said Wednesday. The baby, who is still unnamed and is 62 centimetres (24.4 inches) long, was born by caesarean section Monday…

Continue reading HERE.

Beware Of Scam At Home Depot

BEWARE OF SCAM AT HOME DEPOT

A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your supplies into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 6th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also September 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 10th, 13th, 16th & 19th, three times this morning and very likely again tomorrow.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.

Be careful out there.

Three Alternate GPS Solutions [pics]

This site offers 3 unusual solutions for global positioning.

Just 3 pics – funny.

Go THERE.