Free Barackmas Card

With Barackmas quickly approaching, it’s time to send cards to all your friends and family. Luckily, Barackmas.info is offering a free printable card. Don’t leave anyone out on August 4th.

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Mummify Michael Jackson

June 29,2009 – DUMMR.com

With Michael Jackson’s funeral plans still not set, I would like to offer my two cents. Just as the ancient Egyptians prepared their honored dead for eternity with mummification, we could save Michael for future generations by preserving his mortal shell. Michael, himself, spared no effort or expense to improve and refine his shell throughout his life. Now, in death, this effort should continue. Once preserved, King Michael can be placed on display, perhaps even taken on tours of the world, so that everyone may enjoy him. I, for one, would pay to see that.

If cost of the mummification and upkeep becomes an issue, President Obama should be able to make it a government priority – printing a few more million dollars is no problem. If this is to become a reality, action must be taken quickly. Tell me what you think. Will this work or not?

This Might Be The Next Internet Superstar [video]

Watch Ted Pillman perform “Mouth To Mouth” below.

If you like it, you’ll love Ted doing “Carload Of Farts”.

Global Warming or Ice Age – Who Knows?

It seems that opinion about man-made climate change is starting to change. Facts are getting in the way of Al Gore and his BS. What’s next? We can’t spend our way out of a recession? Obama doesn’t possess the wisdom of the ages?

The Wall Street Journal reports -

Steve Fielding recently asked the Obama administration to reassure him on the science of man-made global warming. When the administration proved unhelpful, Mr. Fielding decided to vote against climate-change legislation. The collapse of the “consensus” has been driven by reality. The inconvenient truth is that the earth’s temperatures have flat-lined since 2001, despite growing concentrations of C02.

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Why Are There 60 Minutes In An Hour?

Interesting article which explains why we have 24 hours in a day, sixty miutes in an hour and 60 seconds in a minute. It is due to ancient counting systems and the human hand. The ancient Sumerians counted to 12 on each hand. Find out how HERE.

Nigaz – Now In Bidniss [WTF]

BBC reports -

Russia’s energy giant Gazprom has signed a $2.5bn (£1.53bn) deal with Nigeria’s state operated NNPC, to invest in a new joint venture. The new firm, to be called Nigaz, is set to build refineries, pipelines and gas power stations in Nigeria.

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Crop Circles Created By Stoned Wallabies [WTF]

The BBC reports -

Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around “as high as a kite”, a government official has said.

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Barney Frank Wants A Replay Of 2008 Meltdown

Democratic retard, Barney Frank,  has asked Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to relax lending rules that were tightened after last year’s mortgage meltdown. How can this “man” be so unaware of the things he does? Most disturbing is that there is very little chance of him being voted out of office.

The Wall Street Journal reports -

Back when the housing mania was taking off, Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank famously said he wanted Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to “roll the dice” in the name of affordable housing. That didn’t turn out so well, but Mr. Frank has since only accumulated more power. And now he is returning to the scene of the calamity – with your money. He and New York Representative Anthony Weiner have sent a letter to the heads of Fannie and Freddie exhorting them to lower lending standards for condo buyers.

Read more HERE or HERE or HERE.

Banned Drug Company Produces Walmart’s $4 Prescriptions

WakeUpWalmart.com reports -

Walmart is heavily promoting a program of 30-day supplies of generic drugs for $4, pointing to the program as an indicator of the company’s leadership on making healthcare more affordable. To profit on $4 dollar prescriptions, Walmart is importing drugs from foreign countries, including India. One of Walmart’s Indian drug suppliers, Ranbaxy Laboratories, LTD, has been repeatedly investigated by the Food and Drug Administration and the Department of Justice for “inadequate” safeguards against contamination, falsification of records and submitting false information to the FDA.

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BFF – Obama And The Ayatollahs [pic]

Nigro, Nigro & White – An Actual CPA Firm

This CPA firm is really named Nigro, Nigro & White.

5 Step Plan To Avoid Exercise

Excellent (and funny) plan to prevent oneself from ever exercising. I’ve had my own successful plan for years, but I appreciate the helpful suggestions.

Read the 5 Steps HERE.