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Archive for June, 2009
Tags: Egypt, funeral, funny, humor, Michael Jackson, Mummify Michael Jackson, mummy, Obama
June 29,2009 – DUMMR.com
With Michael Jackson’s funeral plans still not set, I would like to offer my two cents. Just as the ancient Egyptians prepared their honored dead for eternity with mummification, we could save Michael for future generations by preserving his mortal shell. Michael, himself, spared no effort or expense to improve and refine his shell throughout his life. Now, in death, this effort should continue. Once preserved, King Michael can be placed on display, perhaps even taken on tours of the world, so that everyone may enjoy him. I, for one, would pay to see that.
If cost of the mummification and upkeep becomes an issue, President Obama should be able to make it a government priority – printing a few more million dollars is no problem. If this is to become a reality, action must be taken quickly. Tell me what you think. Will this work or not?
Tags: Carload of Farts, homeless, Internet Superstar, lounge singer, meme, Mouth To Mouth, singing bum, Ted Pillman, video
Tags: Al Gore, climate change, global warming, hypocrisy, inconvenient truth, man bear pig, Obama, Politics, science
It seems that opinion about man-made climate change is starting to change. Facts are getting in the way of Al Gore and his BS. What’s next? We can’t spend our way out of a recession? Obama doesn’t possess the wisdom of the ages?
Steve Fielding recently asked the Obama administration to reassure him on the science of man-made global warming. When the administration proved unhelpful, Mr. Fielding decided to vote against climate-change legislation. The collapse of the “consensus” has been driven by reality. The inconvenient truth is that the earth’s temperatures have flat-lined since 2001, despite growing concentrations of C02.
Tags: clock, how-to, math, mathematics, science, Sumerian, time
Tags: Gazprom, industry, Nigaz, Nigeria, oil, pipeline, refinery, Russia, wtf
Tags: Australia, Crop Circles, drug abuse, opium, wallaby, wtf
Tags: Barney Frank, democrat, disaster, economic crisis, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, liberal, Massachusetts, mortgage, Politics
Democratic retard, Barney Frank, has asked Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to relax lending rules that were tightened after last year’s mortgage meltdown. How can this “man” be so unaware of the things he does? Most disturbing is that there is very little chance of him being voted out of office.
Back when the housing mania was taking off, Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank famously said he wanted Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to “roll the dice” in the name of affordable housing. That didn’t turn out so well, but Mr. Frank has since only accumulated more power. And now he is returning to the scene of the calamity – with your money. He and New York Representative Anthony Weiner have sent a letter to the heads of Fannie and Freddie exhorting them to lower lending standards for condo buyers.
Tags: FDA, health, India, prescription drug, safety, Walmart
Walmart is heavily promoting a program of 30-day supplies of generic drugs for $4, pointing to the program as an indicator of the company’s leadership on making healthcare more affordable. To profit on $4 dollar prescriptions, Walmart is importing drugs from foreign countries, including India. One of Walmart’s Indian drug suppliers, Ranbaxy Laboratories, LTD, has been repeatedly investigated by the Food and Drug Administration and the Department of Justice for “inadequate” safeguards against contamination, falsification of records and submitting false information to the FDA.
Tags: cartoon, comic, humor, Iran, McCoy, Obama, pic, picture, Politics
Tags: accounting, business, CPA, Nigro Nigro & White, wtf
Tags: exercise, fitness, funny, humor, workout