Obama Wrong On Stimulus Plan

This post explains the economy, the stimulus spending plan and why it will not work, in terms everyone will understand.

Read it HERE.

Irish Columnist Has Deathwish

A columnist for The Irish Times opines that women in the workforce are largely responsible for the economic crisis. This theory actually holds much credibility with many experts, but I would hate to see his inbox now. One nugget from the post -

“Whether working women actually caused the credit crunch is now a moot point. The point is that removing women from the workforce would mitigate its effects.”

Read the entire article HERE.

Al Gore Is On My Ass

Here we go again. It seems now that the eco-nazis claim that American’s love of soft, fluffy toilet paper is destroying the environment. The soft, fluffy stuff can’t be made from recycled paper and, of course, only Americans like soft toilet paper. Before long, toilet paper will be outlawed and only outlaws will have toilet paper.

Read the NY Times post.

Biden Dumber Than Bush

The new, high tech administration is no more tech savvy than the previous administration. The VP doesn’t know the difference between a web address and a phone number. Perhaps poor old Joe should use ‘The Google’ more often.

New National Symbol

5 Ways People Are Trying to Save the World (That Don’t Work)

Cracked.com does some very funny stuff – this one is very smart. It pokes holes in several liberal beliefs.

Go to Cracked.

Obama Gives Deficit Plan To DemoTards

With Allah-like wisdom, President and leader of the DemoTard Party, Barack Hussein Obama has handed down his deficit reduction plan. One week after doubling the US deficit, The One plans to cut the deficit in half. His followers, apparently, still occupied cleaning the cream from their jeans, failed to notice the logical inconsistency of the plan.

Read the NY Times’ report.

Insane PETA Leader’s Will

The leader of PETA has posted her will online. Reading it will remove any doubt that anyone has ever had about the sanity of those involved with PETA. Read the entire thing – it’s that good. One of my favorite tidbits is -

“c. That in remembrance of the elephant-foot umbrella stands and tiger rugs I saw, as a child, offered for sale by merchants at Connaught Place in Delhi, my feet be removed and umbrella stands or other ornamentation be made from them…”

Read the entire thing HERE.

Intelligence Test

How brain-dead would you need to be to fill out this web form?

Its Physically Impossible to Have Read This Bill

The House passed a resolution to concider the stimulus bill ‘read’ because it was physically impossible to have read it in the allowed time. Watch democracy in action and never forget – we are all F-ing doomed.

The Stimulus Plan Explained

Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting program that will be explained using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?

A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?

A. No, they are borrowing it from China . Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?

A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.

Rod Blagojevich in The Governor’s Office

Here’s a candid shot of disgraced Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich before he was removed from office. Notice what the man in the blue and white shirt is doing. A real classic! Click on the photo to super-size it.