Now your daughter can have a tramp stamp – just like mommy. Story and pics HERE.
Archive for March, 2008
You Might Be A Taliban Member If…
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You’ve ever uttered the phrase, “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You’ve ever had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
Ignorance is power? That explains my work place – probably yours too. Read the article HERE.
Can’t decide what to get for a special person in your life ? Buy them a quart HERE.
These instructions outline the procedures of packing a fresh brain for shipment to the New York Brain Bank at Columbia University.
Actually, the Zamboni’s transmission blew out.
New derivation of equations governing the greenhouse effect reveals “runaway warming” impossible. All of the EcoNazis and Al Gore fanboys need to read this article.
The cheapest, most enjoyable way to earn concert tickets.(if you are in Ireland) Apparently it has been such a success that it has been temporarily halted. Go Here.