
Monkeys In Congress [pic]
Published July 10, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: humor, funny, congress, Politics, democrat, picture, government, pic, monkey
GeoCities Is Closing – Date Announced
Published July 10, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: GeoCities, internet, web host, Yahoo
GeoCities sent out an email today announcing October 26, 2009 as their shut-down date. Also, they offer to continue hosting your site for $5 per month.

Obama Reviews New Stimulus Package [pic]
Published July 9, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: funny, humor, Obama, pic, picture, Politics, Stimulus
Pelosi Refuses To Honor Nation’s Pedophile
Published July 9, 2009 Uncategorized 1 CommentTags: democrat, House Speaker, memorial, Michael Jackson, Nancy Pelosi, Politics, racism
Belleville News Democrat reported -
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi shut the door Thursday to a resolution honoring Michael Jackson because debate on the symbolic measure could raise “contrary views” about the pop star’s life. Lawmakers are free to use House speeches “to express their sympathy or their praise any time that they wish,” said Pelosi, D-Calif. “I don’t think it’s necessary for us to have a resolution.”
73% Off – And It’s Still Overpriced [pic]
Published July 8, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: collector plate, funny, humor, Obama, Politics, Rush Limbaugh
Buy.com is currently offering an Obama plate for only $7.99 – it’s still about $8 too much. R.Limbaugh bought one and left a review. Check out the review HERE.
The President’s Magic Act [pic]
Published July 8, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: Obama, McCoy, cartoon, humor, funny, Politics, picture, Stimulus, comic, pic, Magic

New Release On 8 Track – Seriously!
Published July 8, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: music, wtf, Cheap Trick, classic rock, 8 track, Chicago
50ft Obama [pic]
Published July 8, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: funny, humor, Michelle Obama, Obama, photoshop, pic, picture, Politics

Draft Me – I’m Over 60 And Pissed!
Published July 7, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: Draft, funny, humor, military, senior citizen, terrorist, war
New direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists. You can’t be older than 42 to join the military. They’ve got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn’t be able to join a military unit until you’re at least 35.
For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of
times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven’t lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. ‘My back hurts! I can’t
sleep, I’m tired and hungry’ We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will
make us feel better and shut us up for a while.
An 18-year-old doesn’t even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, ‘I’m tired and can’t sleep and since I’m already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical SOB….
If captured we couldn’t spill the beans because we’d forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We’re used to getting screamed and yelled at and we’re used to soft food.
We’ve also developed an appreciation for guns. We’ve been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling. Most of us are pretty darn good with guns, anyway.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however – I’ve been in combat and didn’t see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I’ve never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He’s still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn’t figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm’s way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes, stiff drink in hand and an automatic weapon, who knows that their best years are already behind them.
If this isn’t scary enough, how about recruiting Women over 50! You think men have attitudes – oh my God!!!
If nothing else, put us on border patrol. We will have it secured the first night!
No Recovery Yet
Published July 7, 2009 Uncategorized 1 CommentTags: economic crisis, liberal, Marxist, Obama, Politics, real estate, recovery, unemployment
With unemployment continuing to climb, many think that real estate is about to dive even lower. Apparently, the Administration’s spending has not helped. I’m sure that they will propose that more spending will fix everything – really – it’ll work.
You know the economy is in trouble when the good news is unemployment increased at a slower rate and pending home sales stood basically still all month. Brace yourself because it looks like the “good news” is going to get much worse, too. Home prices appear to be approaching a valley, though no one can know for sure if they are near a bottom or if they have further to drop. However, credit is still hard to come by, and it is becoming more expensive as interest rates rise on 30-year fixed-rate mortgages.
Salary Fail [pic]
Published July 6, 2009 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: economic crisis, employment, fail, funny, humor, pic, picture, Salary Fail, wtf, Yahoo HotJobs
I know the economy is in the tank, but this is ridiculous!

Real Growth [pic]
Published July 6, 2009 Uncategorized 1 CommentTags: cartoon, comic, diet, funny, humor, Lockhorns, pic, Politics, Real Growth, weight control




